When I was young, oral sex was the thing no one admitted to. No self-respecting Black man would admit to ever eating a woman’s fruit – much less beg her to let him do it. And no good girl was going down because, of course, that’s nasty. These days oral is a no-brainer, or it should be anyway. To the point where I’m some women are getting bored of it. It’s too mainstream now. There’s a new player in the sexual liberation game and its name is anal.
It seems the world of women is separated into three groups – the have’s, the haven’ts and the would-nevers. Those who have have earned the right to feel smug and superior to those women who haven’t or won’t – by allowing their exit to become entry they have forever secured their spot in the world of the sexually uninhibited; no matter what else they will or won’t do. The would-nevers are probably smug in their “good girl” status. It’s nasty and they don’t do that so go find some hoe off the street if that’s what you’re looking for. The haven’ts are gnashing their teeth trying to figure out where they fit in…they haven’t, but does that mean they wouldn’t? Is it something to squander on a night of drunken after-club sex when you can blame it on the alcohol? Or something to be saved for that mythical magical one – the husband, the soul mate, the only man who has ever been up the bum?
These are the things I ask myself sometimes.
I have a lot of dirty male friends. And for whatever reason, we talk about anal sex a lot. No matter how many times we discuss it, I can never get over the fact that sometimes a girl will let a guy go up the bum the first time she f*cks him. Really?? Just all willy-nilly like that? But at the same time, I turn up my nose scornfully when I hear stories about women who are like “never! I would never! Just – ew!”. Amateurs.
My mindset lies somewhere in between. I’m not giving up my primo virgin um, territory to just any random that comes along (it’s the last piece of innocence I have left and I’m clinging to it for all it’s worth). But at the same time, I’m certainly not saving it for a husband who may never materialize. There has to be a middle ground and so I’ve compiled a list for you of the Top 5 Characteristics of the Ideal Ass-Taker.
1. The ideal taker of the ass-virginity is somewhere between a random and a soul mate. I don’t want to give up the ass to someone who will later break my heart so that for the rest of my life I have to say “and I gave him my VIRGIN BUM!”. But at the same time, I don’t want to give it to some random who probably collects asses like playing cards. It has to mean something to him.
2. The ideal ass-conqueror has to be persistent, but not pushy. I’m probably not going to say yes the first time around, but I’ll probably give in somewhere between ask #3 and ask #74. So he can’t give up, but he has to know when to ask.
3. The ass-explorer must be gentle. If you go tearing through my shit (pardon the pun) all roughshod I will stab you in the eye. While I’m all for a little rough-and-tumble at other times, this is one time where I want you to go all Brian McKnight on me.
4. The ass-breaker cannot be too well-endowed. My 8-inch plus guys are going to have to step to the back of the line on this one. Sorry guys, you know how much I love you but I can’t use you for this one. Where are my 1 and 2 inch willies? I have a job for you!
5. The ass-winner must be discreet. First of all, word on the street is that there can be some um, mess involved with this job. I need you to handle that on your own without mentioning it to me. I’m no would-never, but that’s nasty and I don’t want to know about it. And secondly, if you go to the sports bar with your friends talking about how you took Max’s ass last night I will, again, have to stab you in the eye. Discretion is the better part of ass-f*cking my friends.
Now you guys have been kinda quiet lately, but I want to hear from you on this one. Ladies – are you a have, haven’t, or a would-never. (If you're a punk shy you can just answer the poll in the right nav) And men – what say you on these requirements? Am I asking too much?
It seems the world of women is separated into three groups – the have’s, the haven’ts and the would-nevers. Those who have have earned the right to feel smug and superior to those women who haven’t or won’t – by allowing their exit to become entry they have forever secured their spot in the world of the sexually uninhibited; no matter what else they will or won’t do. The would-nevers are probably smug in their “good girl” status. It’s nasty and they don’t do that so go find some hoe off the street if that’s what you’re looking for. The haven’ts are gnashing their teeth trying to figure out where they fit in…they haven’t, but does that mean they wouldn’t? Is it something to squander on a night of drunken after-club sex when you can blame it on the alcohol? Or something to be saved for that mythical magical one – the husband, the soul mate, the only man who has ever been up the bum?
These are the things I ask myself sometimes.
I have a lot of dirty male friends. And for whatever reason, we talk about anal sex a lot. No matter how many times we discuss it, I can never get over the fact that sometimes a girl will let a guy go up the bum the first time she f*cks him. Really?? Just all willy-nilly like that? But at the same time, I turn up my nose scornfully when I hear stories about women who are like “never! I would never! Just – ew!”. Amateurs.
My mindset lies somewhere in between. I’m not giving up my primo virgin um, territory to just any random that comes along (it’s the last piece of innocence I have left and I’m clinging to it for all it’s worth). But at the same time, I’m certainly not saving it for a husband who may never materialize. There has to be a middle ground and so I’ve compiled a list for you of the Top 5 Characteristics of the Ideal Ass-Taker.
1. The ideal taker of the ass-virginity is somewhere between a random and a soul mate. I don’t want to give up the ass to someone who will later break my heart so that for the rest of my life I have to say “and I gave him my VIRGIN BUM!”. But at the same time, I don’t want to give it to some random who probably collects asses like playing cards. It has to mean something to him.
2. The ideal ass-conqueror has to be persistent, but not pushy. I’m probably not going to say yes the first time around, but I’ll probably give in somewhere between ask #3 and ask #74. So he can’t give up, but he has to know when to ask.
3. The ass-explorer must be gentle. If you go tearing through my shit (pardon the pun) all roughshod I will stab you in the eye. While I’m all for a little rough-and-tumble at other times, this is one time where I want you to go all Brian McKnight on me.
4. The ass-breaker cannot be too well-endowed. My 8-inch plus guys are going to have to step to the back of the line on this one. Sorry guys, you know how much I love you but I can’t use you for this one. Where are my 1 and 2 inch willies? I have a job for you!
5. The ass-winner must be discreet. First of all, word on the street is that there can be some um, mess involved with this job. I need you to handle that on your own without mentioning it to me. I’m no would-never, but that’s nasty and I don’t want to know about it. And secondly, if you go to the sports bar with your friends talking about how you took Max’s ass last night I will, again, have to stab you in the eye. Discretion is the better part of ass-f*cking my friends.
Now you guys have been kinda quiet lately, but I want to hear from you on this one. Ladies – are you a have, haven’t, or a would-never. (If you're a punk shy you can just answer the poll in the right nav) And men – what say you on these requirements? Am I asking too much?
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RR-HLBB · 805 weeks ago
I'm a Never Ever girl.... I lost my virginity once, no desire to do it again...
maxfab 81p · 805 weeks ago
Mafa · 805 weeks ago
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Sam Sharpe · 805 weeks ago
Mafa · 804 weeks ago
breakfast dessert · 805 weeks ago
don't know how anyone can be a never ever. at least try it and if you don't like you won't have to do it again. you might be missing out on something you like if you never try it!
as with anything sex related, just do what you're comfortable with and trust your partner.
obv i'm a have. wasn't sold on it at first but have enjoyed it. it's not an everyday thing tho.
Operator6 · 805 weeks ago
Anal sex is not a joke. Everything regarding the topic should be discussed.
But, before I get to the juicy stuff.....
You can transmit MANY diseases this way if unprotected (just like vaginial intercourse). The lining of the anus is very thin and can tear easily. Without the right lubrication you can severely hurt your partner. Bussing' in her butt is not safe entirely either. Although some men enjoy watching their juices leak out the rear... Still. Be careful! Always practice safe sex. Always use a condom during anal sex.
Heres a tip in the event you have no "lube": It's always a good idea to lick the booty if you want the goody. Warm her up to the idea...once you get the butt-crease nice and soppy with your saliva she should be nice and ready for freddy to be inserted. Start with a finger and go from there....
maxfab 81p · 805 weeks ago
Operator6 · 805 weeks ago
In regards to "head" being boring. Maybe you do it too often, or maybe you aren't doing it right...? Sure you may understand the technique, but it's really an Art that must be respected. (lol)
When I've done it- I enter another zone. My mind finds a place in the land of Eroticism. My senses are heightened and with every throb of his manhood between my lips I feel as if my duties are being accomplished. Knowing that he knows I have this power, control and the ability to bring a side out of him (literally) that he hides inside, is great. This makes it not so boring at all.
Maybe your boring head experinces are because he is a boring lover....period?
maxfab 81p · 805 weeks ago
Sam Sharpe · 805 weeks ago
It wasn't like this when I was in university......I'm feeling old.
maxfab 81p · 805 weeks ago
Clearly, this topic brings out my uptight side.
maxfab 81p · 805 weeks ago
WWD · 805 weeks ago
The funny thing is I'm not particularly into ass f*cking but don't you say those words to me because I can't be held responsible for what may come next - no pun intended.
Carlos Johnson · 804 weeks ago
I find that more and more women are tuned into it, some say if I’m drunk enough. Which is bullshit because drunk or not they love it.
Another thing, on a ending note. Once I was dating this girl and she was on the rag but horny as hell. She said to me just put it in my ass, which I did. At the same time I did notice the tampon string hanging from the pussy. I didnt care I was getting some ass.
maxfab 81p · 804 weeks ago
CHeeKZ Money · 803 weeks ago
I was trying to atleast a year to get wifey to do it (these black woman would rather praise Satan, than give up the glory). Everytime wifey tried she would scream out in pain. Couldn't get anything in, tons of panic.
But on the rag, she was relaxed and took it for atleast 7 mins. Plus she is always horny when on the rag. Always looking to please me.
maxfab 81p · 803 weeks ago
I'll take your word on the whole anal while on the rag business. I'm squeamish and it's a bit much for me to contemplate!
CHeeKZ Money · 803 weeks ago
Words can't tell you how much I love it. Its the angle, its such a superior angle. You get to feel the whole backside bounceback on you. I LOVE IT!
its just overall a better whole. It looks better, less hair, smooth... and after a few strokes it gets wet too.
Obv the best way to get it started is weeks before hand. Make a effort to get use to geting one in the stink while you take two in the pink. Than take it to the next level and take two. Also the "one man DP" aka finger in the back while hitting it from behind. All go introduction tools to use to get a girl comfortable with @$$ play.
CHeeKZ Money · 803 weeks ago