Back in my early twenties I was dating this man who was just a spectacular a$$hole. And one day he ordered me to watch Queens of Comedy and pay special attention to Mo'nique's part about how to please her man. He told me to listen closely and write it down. Lucky for you, I was an obedient little girl and I did.
Most of the women I know would disagree with this whole list. In my experience, women like to live in the land of fairy tales where they think a commitment trumps opportunity and therefore there is no reason not to trust a man alone with a maid or their friends alone with their man. Not me. To paraphrase the God of Relationships, a man is only as faithful as his opportunities. We all know that a man in a committed relationship should be able to resist temptations, but whether he would actually be able to do so is another story. If I was in a relationship and I was worried about my man cheating on me, please believe I would do everything in my power to ensure he would never be alone with a woman who wasn't his mother.
As much as most women disagree with numbers 1 and 2, they are probably shaken to their very foundations by number 3. This is probably the biggest thing women don't understand about men. Women like to refuse to participate in sex acts that they think are nasty because they think it makes men respect them more. In girl-logic, a man will value a "nice" girl over a sexually adventurous one every time. Therefore if their man wants something in the bedroom that she's not willing to give, he'll just roll over and say to himself "Well relationships are about compromise and she thinks it's nasty so I'll just let it go and be content with the fact that she is a warm, nurturing, intelligent, giving woman". Ladies, I already schooled you on this one but let me tell it to you again - there is always some simple b*tch out there willing to do the blow rim job you won't. So whether you accept it or not, in his mind he has a pass and he will redeem it in the right set of circumstances. So ladies I say to you, quite literally, suck it up or suffer the consequences.
emti · 798 weeks ago
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WWD · 798 weeks ago
I have no problems letting a bitch walk on if she tries my patients. There is just far too many other options out there for me to justify putting up with one of the more unruly types.
P.S.
She is only now being referred to as a bitch because she tried my patients. Before that she was probably my Boo.
@__melissa · 798 weeks ago
but i agree with #1 and definitely #3.
maxfab 81p · 798 weeks ago
WWD · 798 weeks ago
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Torrey · 798 weeks ago
1. Get some friends with class and dignity
2. Get a gentleman who will not fall prey to such advances.
Interesting takes. I enjoyed your post
maxfab 81p · 798 weeks ago
If you know a gentleman who will not fall prey to available sex, please send him over immediately. I lot of women who would love to meet him!
@Lindsay2be · 798 weeks ago
2. See response to #1. A woman is a woman is a woman. What does a stranger have to lose for messing with your man? We know how men are, they try, some of them try REALLY hard. But why tempt him?
3. YES, YES and YES. If me and the MR. ever part ways it won't be because the sex wasn't on point. I'm in a long distance relationship, so I have to make sure he realizes how good he has it when I'm not around!!!
Love your blog by the way, even though a lot of the themes are universal it's good to see someone from where I'm from. A lot of times I SWEAR you're writing about me. I'm not to the extreme that you are, but on the same page at least!!!
maxfab 81p · 798 weeks ago
Sam Sharpe · 798 weeks ago
As for the other points, I can't say it often enough; if your partner isn't getting what they want out of a relationship (whether it's sexual or otherwise) they're gonna get it somewhere else. Find out what your man wants and needs, and give it to him (same for the fellas). Give it to him often. Trust me on this one.
Plus, if your friends are shady and know what you aren't putting in, they'll be the first to knock on a man's door willing to lend a helping hand.....
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Jolie · 794 weeks ago