When I was kicking around ideas for this week's edition of Nasty Fridays, I kept rejecting the idea of writing about golden showers because I have only one thing to say about it - ew. But I was feeling kind of bad for being so narrow-minded so I decided to take it to my twitter people in the form of a poll. I didn't get a lot of responses (apparently people are a little uncomfortable talking publicly about peeing during sex) but all of the responses I got were along the lines of "that's nasty" and "who does that?".
Then I decided to take it to my real-life people, thinking I'd get more of the same. And for the most part I did, until my most conservative, least-nasty friend told me that she makes it a point to pee on everyone she gets involved with. I was flummoxed, to say the least. I had to know more.
After a prolonged discussion (taking place while I was on the streetcar getting the side-eye from just about everybody), it came down to this: peeing on someone is the ultimate form of closeness. And if you can do everything else, why can't you do that?
I hate to admit it, but it's kind of a good point. If during sex we can take one another's body parts into our mouths (or bums), can ingest bodily fluids, can toss salads or go head-to-head with Auntie Flo, what's a little pee pee between buddies? Is it really that nasty? If being able to pee in front of your significant other is a sign of closeness, isn't copping a squat on them the utmost in bonding experiences? Besides, urine is sterile right?
Or maybe it's a power thing. Nothing says "I dominate you" more than releasing a hot stream of stinky piss on your lover, does it? Especially if said lover is lying there with a look of ecstatic anticipation waiting for the rainfall to come. If someone is going to take that from you, there's no need to be insecure in your relationship ever again, is there?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm still not sold. I think the bedroom and bathroom are separate rooms for a reason. They weren't meant to be mixed. But what say you, dear readers? Is there a place for pee pee in the bedroom? Enlighten me.
And p.s. there's a "favourite commenter" prize for the first person who can tell me why I called this post "No Too $hort". CHeeKz I'm looking at you.
Happy Friday everyone!
Sam Sharpe · 796 weeks ago
I'm not one to judge what other people do in their private time, so if they want to get involved in a little water sports, i say more power to them. I found myself nodding in agreement to everything you said. I mean having sex can be a hot mess, body fluids everywhere, so what's a little pee between lovers....
It's not for me though....It's possible that I might take a piss on a partner who was into it, but there's no way on God's green earth I'm letting someone fertilize me like that.
maxfab 81p · 796 weeks ago
Sam Sharpe · 796 weeks ago
...you're still cool in my books, pee or no pee.
maxfab 81p · 796 weeks ago
CHeeKZ Money · 796 weeks ago
I love how you wrote this, even though it isn't your cup of tea (pun intended) you still wrote it as if it was hot and something sexy. Even though I love putting my face in both excretion holes, I find both urine and fecies to be disgusting.
Its funny b/c while I love squirters , which I suggest for next week's Nasty Friday, I can't get down with the yellow. I don't like it when my gf lives the door open or looks at me while I pee.
As for Too Short: He has several songs you could be talking about. Could be his lyrics on 'Suck my d!c, biyatch' "my pee was the first, my pee was the best" or that song he did with Devin the Dude and Scarface. But y'all know Short don't play.
maxfab 81p · 796 weeks ago
I am sooo writing about squirters. That is another one that mystifies me.
WWD · 796 weeks ago
I would love for a female to tell me she wants me to pee on her. I'd be thrilled! And after to trying to drown her ass I'd quickly follow with a, "now get out you nasty bitch"! Check that, I'd have to be the one to leave 'cause there is noway I'm going to do the clean up and laundry required after such an episode.
Now I aint been peed on to date but good punky has had me doing some scandalous shit. And I have a request too - finger in the ass while cumming. You can do squirters first. They fun too!
CHeeKZ · 795 weeks ago
0_o
I'm half judging you and half jealous.
JoaR · 796 weeks ago
Johnny Goodlife · 795 weeks ago
I assume that sex is something that can only be really enjoyed if two people are really comfortable with each other. I also, no that for some of us, no matter how close or comfortable we are, there are boundaries that can never be crossed. It doesn't mean that we aren't open minded. Maybe we've tried some things and just simply didn't enjoy it. Kudos to your female friend though.