For the past few weeks I've been immersing myself in the wonderful world of the female orgasm. Surprisingly enough, this is something I'd not given much thought to in my life. Now after Googling every possible iteration of "squirting girls", I'm on overload.
After a lot of marinating, this is what I've learned about squirting:
After a lot of marinating, this is what I've learned about squirting:
1. It freaks men the f*ck out.
I asked a lot of men about squirting and every one of them told me that the first time a girl squirted on them they freaked out and pushed her off them. They didn't know what it was and thought she was peeing on them. Now they like it.
2. It freaks women the f*ck out
Most women say that the first time they squirted they didn't know what the hell was happening to them. Apparently to novice squirters the sensation is similar to peeing so they try to hold it in.
Most women say that the first time they squirted they didn't know what the hell was happening to them. Apparently to novice squirters the sensation is similar to peeing so they try to hold it in.
3. Not on my sheets.
It seems men are down with squirting as long as it's happening on her sheets and she's sleeping in the wet spot.
4. Every girl can do it. Well, maybe.
I always thought some girls were squirters and some weren't. But it seems that may not be true. Apparently I can watch a video called Squirting for Dummies and learn how to become a human faucet myself.
5. It's not pee.
No one knows what it is that gushes out but it's definitely not pee. And that's really all the time I want to spend on that.
6. Guys take boosts off it.
I cannot tell you how many times I have read/heard about men saying that they feel like the f'in man (Hi Sam Sharpe) when a girl sqirts. It seems nothing makes a man feel like a king like a woman gushing some unidentified liquid all over him.
For the first time ever, I have no opinion. To my knowledge I'm not a squirter but I have no aversion to becoming one. I don't think it's sexy but I don't think it's gross either. So on this wet drippy Friday tell me - what do you think about squirting? Like it? Hate it? Do it?
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Sam Sharpe · 798 weeks ago
...The mess can be a bitch though. In those situations the plastic bedwetting sheet thingies from my childhood sure would come in handy...
...And please, I know you mentioned it already but as a public service, emphasize to all women that when they start feeling like they are gonna piss they need to relax. Go with the flow.....It is NOT PISS....it is going to feel good. Just sit back (lie back? squat back? kneel back? whatever works) and enjoy the show.
WWD · 798 weeks ago
And now that I think about it. This is probably how the whole golden shower thing got started. Girl friend was on top, popped her cork, homeboy kinda dug it after the whole "what the fcuk" moment. In his ignorance he thinks its piss so now he goes around trying to bet girly to piss on him as a matter of course. Aint that some shit!
CHeeKZ · 798 weeks ago
I have heard the experts say they can make everyone squirt, but from what I can see only 1/8 woman have report a squirt episode. So I'm still looking for my first.
The thing that makes it cool is that its the ultimate truth tester... women always claim to fake an Orgasm, but you can't fake a squirt (unless you actually pee, which is disgusting).
ChiChi · 797 weeks ago